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Mall Hark Greeting Cards

In Your Heart

This shop is:

  • Artist Owned

Greeting cards are terrible. These greeting cards are not terrible.

Greeting cards are terrible. These greeting cards are not terrible.

Mall Hark is the home of the great greets.

Blank inside so you can truly personalize and not worry about a stupid punchline likely written by a robot. The joke is ON THE OUTSIDE so you can get right to the damned point. None of this opening the card business and pretending to read the inside. Who even does that?!

Hand over the card and get back to celebrating, or just present the card formally with both hands, bow, turn around, and leave the event.

No judgement.